Why Facebook Is for Old Fogies

I came across this article today. In my case, it is quite true to a certain extent. Old fog pun old fog lah.... mengaku je lah.

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Why Facebook Is for Old Fogies

Illustration by John Cuneo for TIME

Facebook is five. Maybe you didn't get it in your news feed, but it was in February 2004 that Harvard student Mark Zuckerberg, along with some classmates, launched the social network that ate the world. Did he realize back then in his dorm that he was witnessing merely the larval stage of his creation? For what began with college students has found its fullest, richest expression with us, the middle-aged. Here are 10 reasons Facebook is for old fogies:

1. Facebook is about finding people you've lost track of. And, son, we've lost track of more people than you've ever met. Remember who you went to prom with junior year? See, we don't. We've gone through multiple schools, jobs and marriages. Each one of those came with a complete cast of characters, most of whom we have forgotten existed. But Facebook never forgets.

2. We're no longer bitter about high school. You're probably still hung up on any number of petty slights, but when that person who used to call us that thing we're not going to mention here, because it really stuck, asks us to be friends on Facebook, we happily friend that person. Because we're all grown up now. We're bigger than that. Or some of us are, anyway. We're in therapy, and it's going really well. These are just broad generalizations. Next reason.


3. We never get drunk at parties and get photographed holding beer bottles in suggestive positions. We wish we still did that. But we don't.



4. Facebook isn't just a social network; it's a business network. And unlike, say, college students, we actually have jobs. What's the point of networking with people who can't hire you? Not that we'd want to work with anyone your age anyway. Given the recession — and the amount of time we spend on Facebook — a bunch of hungry, motivated young guns is the last thing we need around here.


5. We're lazy. We have jobs and children and houses and substance-abuse problems to deal with. At our age, we don't want to do anything. What we want is to hear about other people doing things and then judge them for it. Which is what news feeds are for.


6. We're old enough that pictures from grade school or summer camp look nothing like us. These days, the only way to identify us is with Facebook tags.



7. We have children. There is very little that old people enjoy more than forcing others to pay attention to pictures of their children. Facebook is the most efficient engine ever devised for this.


8. We're too old to remember e-mail addresses. You have to understand: we have spent decades drinking diet soda out of aluminum cans. That stuff catches up with you. We can't remember friends' e-mail addresses. We can barely remember their names.


9. We don't understand Twitter. Literally. It makes no sense to us.


10. We're not cool, and we don't care. There was a time when it was cool to be on Facebook. That time has passed. Facebook now has 150 million members, and its fastest-growing demographic is 30 and up. At this point, it's way cooler not to be on Facebook. We've ruined it for good, just like we ruined Twilight and skateboarding. So git! And while you're at it, you damn kids better get off our lawn too.

Myristica Garden Villa - For Sale

We have made up my mind - we are going to sell the house.... We had some people viewing it yesterday, and pray to God, they will make the offer soon. In the meantime, it is still open for viewing.

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The house is sheltered in a Green Street Concept at Precint 6, Setia Alam, Shah Alam; a gated community most would love to own a home in. The Myristica Garden Villa (34' x 75') is a specially designed linked Semi-D with each cluster interconnected on the ground floor's yard area. The design allows direct ventilation and natural lighting with a large living and dining area right at your doorstep. It has a floor height of 11ft for ground floor and 10ft for the upper floor. Space is further enhanced by an open dry kitchen to the dining room. The 24ft wide-frontage car porch is refined with textured concrete. Our unit is next to the corner lot and 50 metres away from the 24-hr duty security guard post. We received the key in Feb 2008. And no one has lived in there.

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The house has 4+1 rooms and 3 baths with a built-up area from 2,679 sq.ft on freehold land. Buyers are entitled to free maintenance and security for the first 2 years. It is also worthy to note that Myristica was built in an environment-friendly development, i.e. the Green Street Concept with concealed underground cables and broadband access.

The house faces a small hill few hundred metres away, separated by a huge moat. Almost everyday around 11am, a brood of jungle fowls will make their way down from the hill to the small pond below the hill to quench their thirst. Every evening, the billowing breeze brings out the feeling of being in a relaxing private retreat.

We are direct owners of the property, and the price is negotiable. Feel free to contact me or leave your contact info at this blog if you are interested. Direct buyers are most welcomed.